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Howie? Howie?

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Wake up. It's time.

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- Did your water break?
- No.

4
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- Are you having contractions?
- No.

5
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So where are you going?

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In the hospital.

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Today I have the term e
This mess needs to stop now.

8
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Honey, the children aren't coming
always on the deadline day.

9
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Halley was born two weeks later.

10
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But this time it's a boy.

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They don't take that long to get ready.

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What are you doing?

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Improve the situation with humor.

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Really?

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Do you prefer me to use magic?

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- Go back to sleep.
- Ta-da!

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You know, I heard that sex
can induce labor.

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Anything for my family.

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The Big Bang Theory 11x16
The Neonatal Nomenclature

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Translation: Meryjo, pegasusgio, Freyda

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Resync: Kal-Earth2

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Review: Saropula

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www.subsfactory.it

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I believe today has
the term Bernadette.

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Yes. How do you know?

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Easy. 40 weeks from date
of his last cycle.

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And how do you know?

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Well, sorry if I show
interest in people.

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So he will be born any moment now.

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I don't know. This morning, they told us that
it might take another week or two.

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How is Bernadette?

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Not very well.

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It's a tough time.

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- Why are you laughing?
- We had sex twice last night.

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It's not fair! He has to stay in bed
at rest. He can't escape.

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It was his idea. He read
that sex can lead to labor.

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And is it true?

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I would have googled it,
but I was busy taking off my pants.

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Not to brag, but,
for Amy's birthday,

40
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my coitus has reached four.

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I don't know what you're doing,
ma non � vantarsi.

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- Hello lads.
- HI.

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Hey, I was just talking about you.

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- Should I ask why?
- Meglio di no.

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Volevo stilare
the financing proposal.

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Per caso hai finito
quei disegni meccanici?

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Excuse me. Volevo farlo ieri sera,
but I had a lot to do.

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Gi�, puoi dirlo forte.

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Di cosa stanno parlando?

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Ti do un indizio. � una cosa
che noi abbiamo fatto...

51
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quattro volte.

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Watching "La La Land"?

53
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What? No.

54
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No. I didn't look
"La La Land" four times.

55
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And I have soundtrack on my phone

56
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just because our accounts
of iTunes are connected.

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It seems like it's still a little bit missing
before the baby is born,

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we can stay
until late and finish everything.

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But I don't want you to leave Bernadette alone.

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- We'll go and keep her company.
- Yes, of course.

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Here are the latest things I watched on Netflix.
Two documentaries and the film "Friends of bed",

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which I thought was a documentary
about the employees of a furniture store.

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Hey, Bernie, it's me.

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I went in alone.

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HI.

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What are you doing? I believed
I had to rest in bed.

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I did, but, for the last 45 minutes,
I rested on the stairs.

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- Come, I'll help you.
- Yes.

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If you really want to help me, put on a glove,
stick your hand in there and pull.

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I know you're joking, but I am
grew up on a farm. I could do it.

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I just want it all to be over.

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When my instructor
of yoga she was pregnant, she said

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that there are dozens of positions
that induce labor.

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Let's try, but I think they were right
positions similar to getting me into trouble.

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Okay, we'll start with a few
breathing exercise.

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Excuse me. I can't think of anything else
than your flat stomach.

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Thank you.

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Cover up a little, you bad bitch.

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Okay, let's go down...

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and let's go back up.

81
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And let's go back up!

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Yes, I heard you,
that's not the problem.

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- Put that phone away!
- Smile.

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Trust me, there is an acupressure point

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right on the ankle
which can induce contractions.

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Okay, but I'm warning you...

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- my feet are a little swollen.
- Of course, Bernadette...

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I'm sure that...

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Okay.

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- What is it?
- Nothing. Your ankles are fine...

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and it doesn't seem like it at all
who has two donuts in front of him.

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My mother believes that,
if you are not mentally ready,

93
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you might delay
the beginning of labor.

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What are you trying to tell me?
What is my fault?

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Raj is crazy.
Your ankles aren't that swollen.

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HI.

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Let me guess. You are here
to help me go into labor.

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I beg you. It disgusts me when
people sneeze,

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and it's just stuff coming out of his nose.

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No. I'm here to keep you company.

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- You're kind.
- Yes.

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Playing the most complicated board game
that was ever invented...

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"Campaign in North Africa".

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I bought it on eBay. It smells a little
of kilos, but the pieces are all there.

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Come on, little one.

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If you come out right now, I'll buy you a pony.

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Do you know if in the commission
will there also be engineers?

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I don't know. Why?

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I didn't have time to plan
a three-way hydraulic hose,

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then I made the flow chart
"Back to the Future" channeler.

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I'm sorry I gave you
such short notice.

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I wish I could be there,
when you present the project.

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Don't worry.

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It's more important
that you are with Michael.

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Who is Michael?

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Your son, right?

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No.

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We haven't decided on the name yet.

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Okay, well then
He is Bernadette's son.

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I can't believe it. He knew
that I didn't want to give him his father's name.

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What would you like to call it?

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I do not know. We had decided to wait
and decide based on its appearance.

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Well, it's a newborn.

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Bernadette's father is bald and has wrinkles.
It would have happened anyway.

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Come on!

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Welcome to the next ones
five/eight weeks of your life.

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Sheldon, I told you
I don't want to play it.

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Well, don't think of it as a game.

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Consider it a source of information

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about the lesser-known campaign
of the Second World War.

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You are right.
It's much more intriguing that way.

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Nice, right?

133
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Okay, first let's pull the data
to establish climatic conditions.

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It's a desert. It's going to be hot, don't you think?

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Yes.

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Michael? You really thought
to call him Michael?

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Not now, Howard.
I'm in the middle of the game.

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You would like. To get halfway
it will still take hundreds of hours.

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Not to be believed. You wanted to decide
our son's name alone.

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Bernie?

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I can't go faster than that.
Give yourself a break!

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At that time? You really thought
to call him Michael?

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- Were you going to tell me?
- I told you.

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And when?

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Ah, yes. That was Amy.

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Why don't you like "Michael"?
It's my father's name.

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I don't want to name him after your father.

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I didn't want to tell you, but...

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he is about to die.

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Are you really serious?

151
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Sooner or later it will happen.
I mean, have you seen how much he eats?

152
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Okay, it's the effect of the hormones
or have you always been so unbalanced?

153
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Now I don't know either.

154
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Bernie, it's about
of our son's name.

155
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I believe we should be
both agree.

156
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You are right. There were two of us doing it.

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Thank you.

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I carried him for nine months, of which
four in bed, sacrificing work and body.

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And soon he will shoot him out
like a cannon shot.

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That's right. 50/50.

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I think I got Bernadette in trouble.
Better if we go.

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I cannot.

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I'm playing with her a
"Campaign in North Africa".

164
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But she doesn't want to play with it.

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Not even the Egyptians, but it wasn't enough
to stop General Rommel.

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- Hey! I switched from Chinese.
- And I'm passing with the Indian.

167
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And what are you doing here?

168
00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:04,239
Sheldon wrote to us
that Bernadette wanted us to come.

169
00:10:07,464 --> 00:10:09,972
The game is more beautiful
if there are 5 to 10 players.

170
00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:16,075
Okay. If you don't like "Michael",
What name would you like to choose?

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Harry, like Potter or Houdini.

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It doesn't bother you
Is it also the name of an ex of mine?

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Okay.

174
00:10:27,346 --> 00:10:30,093
How about Al, Max, or...

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Ted or Kevin?

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Same answer.

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Hey, Bernadette, it's your turn.

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Penny's air force bombs
your supply lines in Tobruk.

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We're a little busy.

180
00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:45,025
Okay. But you're acting
in a rude manner.

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Everyone came to play with you.

182
00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:52,914
You know, I always thought
that Christian was a nice name.

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00:10:53,117 --> 00:10:56,679
I don't know. It seems
a little too "uncircumcised".

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Bernadette, it's your turn.

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00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:01,361
How about Greg?

186
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:02,946
All right, I'll shoot for you.

187
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,295
Great shot!

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00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,739
The morale of your army
It's definitely tall.

189
00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:13,182
Leonard, since you're defending, let's take yours away
morale score from Bernadette's,

190
00:11:13,183 --> 00:11:15,817
so you have
a balanced score for the assault.

191
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:19,170
Now I check the table
of the differences between attack and defense...

192
00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:21,470
Who said war is hell?

193
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,921
Yes, it was a rhetorical question.
Sherman said it.

194
00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:28,346
How about Sherman?
Sherman Wolowitz.

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00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,384
Typical name of someone he would bear
his mother at the prom.

196
00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:35,207
Howard, you did it too, right?

197
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,657
I didn't bring it.
He just accompanied me.

198
00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:41,766
We only slow danced.

199
00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:45,225
What do you think of "Paul"?

200
00:11:45,812 --> 00:11:48,473
Paul. Paul Wolowitz.

201
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,434
- I like.
- Like "Koothra-Paul-i".

202
00:11:53,322 --> 00:11:54,772
Okay, you ruined everything.

203
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:59,464
Perfect, we have arrived
to the naval strategy phase.

204
00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:02,481
Penny, given your position
of logistics commander, it's your turn to speak.

205
00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,625
Okay. I give up.

206
00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:09,252
Nice try, Penny. It's needed
much more than general boredom

207
00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:11,151
to stop playing
with Sheldon Cooper.

208
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:15,079
Sheldon, we're talking
of important things.

209
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:18,431
All right. If we find a name for the child,
can we go back to the game?

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00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:20,190
- Certain.
- All right. Here are the names.

211
00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,803
Ranatanata.

212
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,084
You can't call him Ranatanata.

213
00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:28,376
You're right, it's a boy.
That would be ridiculous.

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00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:31,519
What do you think of "Ozymandias"?

215
00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:35,107
But you're making them up
or do you have a stroke in progress?

216
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:39,750
Ozymandias comes from a poem
by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

217
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:42,855
Bysshe Wolowitz. Problem solved.
Let's go back to playing.

218
00:12:44,216 --> 00:12:46,469
Hey! Sandstorm!

219
00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:50,723
Some people give to their children
the name of a place.

220
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,220
Like which one? Walla Walla Wolowitz?

221
00:12:55,847 --> 00:12:58,323
If you think it's better
by Ozymandias Wolowitz,

222
00:12:58,324 --> 00:13:01,983
you probably inhaled the poisonous gas
illegally released by my troops.

223
00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,704
- Everything OK?
- I think it was a contraction.

224
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,142
Is it now? Shall we go to the hospital?

225
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:12,222
No, we've already been through this, again
My water didn't even break.

226
00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:15,505
Leave the waters alone,
Has the mucus plug come out yet?

227
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,641
How disgusting, no.

228
00:13:18,642 --> 00:13:20,381
Right, we would have heard it.

229
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:24,749
It's not the cork of a bottle of champagne,
although it would have been very festive.

230
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,876
- You know, maybe we should go.
- Did you have another contraction?

231
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:33,058
No, I'm just afraid that Sheldon
say "mucus plug" again.

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00:13:34,391 --> 00:13:36,489
And I'm scared
to hit me in the eye.

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00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:38,793
Yes, let's go.

234
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:42,208
- Shall we take two cars?
- Actually, would you stay here with Halley?

235
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:44,238
So we don't wait
Bernadette's parents.

236
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:47,122
Yes, go, we'll take care of it.
Don't worry.

237
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:51,342
Actually you should be worried
of submarines near the Suez Canal.

238
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,237
It's too late for us,
you go, save yourselves!

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00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:59,652
Suez, uterine...
What a great night for the channels!

240
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,026
How do you feel?

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In short.

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But I'm really excited
to meet our son.

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Me too. I thought I would die of fear,

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but...

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I feel ready.

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Well, not for the part where
You crush my fingers and turn them blue.

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Sorry, this must be really painful.

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It is, that is, the last time...

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Okay, I get it.

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It's a strong one.

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Breathe.

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Okay.

253
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All right, everything's fine.

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Sorry I tried
to choose the name without you.

255
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It does not matter.

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And sorry if I wasted
so many names in college.

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There was a lot of competition between me
and my roommate.

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Don't think about it anymore.

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I beg you.

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Maybe we're giving ourselves too much importance.

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No matter what we call it,
It will still be awesome.

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You are right.

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This child is part you, part me.

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Yes, he will be smart, kind and funny.

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If he reaches five feet seven inches,
it will be a miracle.

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I've always liked the name Elliott.

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Sorry, you can't have it,
I already chose it.

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I said it first.

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It's not like you book.

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Yes, that's how it works.
I book "Elliott".

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I'm just saying we could have it first.

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You only have sex once a year,
I'll probably do it tonight.

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All right, keep "Elliott".

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When you have chosen
the names of our children?

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You remember the day when
have you moved into our building?

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Yes.

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An unsuspecting amount of time
since that day.

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I like "Elliott".
It wasn't on my list, but I like it.

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We heard your names,
they are ridiculous.

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And I have a cousin called Dilip.

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Well, I wouldn't have proposed to him
none of the good ones.

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I'll leave those for us.

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Really? Have you thought about our children?

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Of course, I believe you and me
we will have some great children.

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I think so too.

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How many children do you want?

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- Two.
- Fifteen.

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- What?
- Don't worry,

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I don't expect it
may you give birth to them all.

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I'm sure we will find it
a proper womb to rent.

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No!

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- We weren't thinking about you.
- Of course not.

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I'm going to the kitchen, does anyone want anything?

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Penny, a nice glass of milk
and a multivitamin supplement?

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Boys.

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Guys, wake up,
I have some terrible news.

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Oh, my God, is it the baby?

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No, we miscalculated the number
of our unassigned armored units.

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We have to start again.

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- What?
- Yes, but not from the beginning,

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only since we started
to move the tanks.

302
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,810
But that was five hours ago.

303
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No, it was two hours,
even if it seems like five.

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- What time is it?
- Almost half past two.

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-Shouldn't they have called by now?
- Everything will be fine.

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I'll call them.

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- Hey!
- Hey, are you okay?

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Yes, the baby was born about an hour ago.

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And why didn't you call me?!

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The only case in which,
after the birth of my son,

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I would immediately think "I have to call Raj",

312
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it would be if he was born brown.

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It takes a while for pigmentation to occur
form, you're not out of the woods yet.

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- Congratulations!
- What did you call him?

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Neil Michael.

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Neil like Armstrong, Gaiman and Diamond.

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Michael because Bernie
they had to put six points.

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Neil, how cute!

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But we'll call him Michael!

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I won't go against her.

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The baby's head
it was as big as a melon.

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